haha I'm so amused , reading Entertainment Weekly:
A Moviegoer's Bill of Rights:
if your cell phone rings during the movie, we reserve that right to turn around and yell at you to shut it off without threat of bodily harm. If your cell phone rings during the movie and you actually answer it and begin a conversation, we reserve the right to snatch it out of your hands and store it securely in one of your body cavities from which, after the film ends, you will be able to retrieve it with medical help.
If you are one of those people who cannot watch a movie without sharing with your companion, or repeating, at full volume, every line you just heard that strikes you as even faintly amusing, we reserve the right to do things to you so baroquely, unprintably violent that Quentin Taratino would consider them excessive.
if you bring your baby or a very small child to a 10 p.m showing of a movie we reserve the right to explain to you, loudly, that you are a crappy parent. That goes double if the movie is rated R, and triple if you let the kid run around unattended. I f you do not immediately leave, we reserve the right to follow you out into the parking lot, get your license plate, and place an anonymous complaint with the Department of Social Services.
if you are an advertiser who makes us sit through an insufferably stupid commercial for your prodict, thus helping to delay the start of the movie by fifteen minutes, we reserve the right to boycott your product, and to miss no opportunity to explain that we do not, and never will, "wanta fanta"
hahah.. well actually i quite enjoy some commercials.. =D well i hope that article gave you a fifteen minutes of pure amusement as it did for me.. hahahah | 
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